Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
operation have a gay friend backfired
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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