How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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