Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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