bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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