so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
