I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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