So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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