he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The dick lei will go down in squad history
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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