That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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