dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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