I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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