Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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