I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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