I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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