its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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