Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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