like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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