Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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