Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
How external is "for external use only"?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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