people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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