the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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