A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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