How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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