I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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