Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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