i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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