Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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