You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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