If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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