even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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