is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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