We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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