she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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