its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
