Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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