There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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