Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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