I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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