i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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