I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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