Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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