There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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