Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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