You really coming over, don't trick.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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