do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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