i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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