Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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