Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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