Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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