I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This is my gift to your gina
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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