do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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